THE BACHELOR -“Episode 2103” - After Nick drops a bomb, sending Liz home, and comes clean to the rest of the women about his romantic tryst with her, he is anxious that some of them will decide to leave. There are those ladies who decide to give him a piece of their mind about the situation, but one bachelorette has some other outrageous plans for Nick. After the rose ceremony, three women are questioning why they were let go. In one of the most outrageous date-card deliveries ever, The Backstreet Boys pay a visit to the Bachelor Mansion, looking for the seven lucky bachelorettes that get their dream date. Nick takes one stunning woman on a date that is strictly out of this world - on a Zero G plane. An energized Nick invites seven ladies to join him and three celebrated Olympians - Carl Lewis, Allyson Felix and Michelle Carter - who will help train the women to compete in the “Nickathalon.” More surprises are in store for the remaining women, and Nick, who once again incurs the ire of his potential soul mates by his uber-sensual behavior, on “The Bachelor,” MONDAY, JANUARY 16 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EST), on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Rick Rowell) WHITNEY, KRISTINA, A.J. MCLEAN, NICK VIALL, KEVIN RICHARDSON, TAYLOR, CORINNE, JASMINE G.
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BACHELOR…WTF?!

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CORINNE…WTF?

Okay Corinne, I tried sticking up for you last week. I firmly believe in standing by assertive and sexual women since they’re often demonized, but at this point your assertiveness and sexuality aren’t even the issues. Who sleeps through the rose ceremony? Or snoozes at a cocktail party? Or a pool party? (Okay, maybe people sleep at pool parties. But it’s usually while sun bathing, not curled up in their bed.) Also, can we keep the whipped cream in the fantasy suite please?

I am honestly just confused by her behavior and TBH, Nick just doesn’t seem that into it. Can we all agree she’s only still here because the producers are lookin’ for some “crazy”?

BACKSTREET BOYS…WTF?

THE BACKSTREET BOYS WERE ON THE BACHELOR. AND THEY PERFORMED ACAPELLA. AND ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO HUG THEM. AND THEN SOME OF THE GIRLS GOT TO PERFORM WITH THEM. AND THEN DANIELLE GOT TO AWKWARDLY SLOW DANCE WITH NICK WHILE THE BACKSTREET BOYS SERENADED THEM IN FRONT OF LIKE, 500 PEOPLE. Okay, I’m done yelling at you now.

ZERO GRAVITY…WTF?

Forget The Backstreet Boys for a minute. Nick and Vanessa were basically astronauts on their one-on-one and I’m sooooo jealous. We can forgive Vanessa for spewing chunks because we probably would have too. And their dinner date made up for it anyway by being the sweetest one yet. I don’t know about you, but I like a man who can shed a tear on the first date. Eliminating macho stereotypes one on-screen sob at a time!!

SHARK GIRL…WTF?

Shark Girl, Dolphin Girl, “Alexis”… Whatever you want to call her, she is still the biggest question mark for me this season. I’m starting to think she’s the dark horse that’s going to end up accepting the final rose. I’m also starting to think she’s sort of iconic. Saying, “Move, bitches,” at the rose ceremony will go down in infamy.

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Editorial @ VINA; lover of film, music made in bedrooms, art, and intersectional feminism; and harboring a (not so) secret weakness for reality TV and the color pink 💞💘. If I'm M.I.A. you'll probably be able to find me staring at an Ellsworth Kelly at SFMOMA or taking in the ocean breeze at Land's End.

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  1. I hate to say it but I think Corinne is absolutely awful! She gets mad when people do the same things to her that she does to them and seems like she doesn’t really understand that there are other women on the show and it’s not the Corinne show. I really hope she gets let go soon but I feel like they’ll keep her around for the drama

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