You know that one person who seems to have their life perfectly synchronized, never succumbs to the struggles of procrastinations and is infuriatingly on time for any social gathering? Yeah…that’s not us either. If you find yourself thinking, “SAME!” as you read this article, you’re probably the friend that’s always late. Like us.
YOU’RE UNDER THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT YOU HAVE MORE TIME THAN YOU REALLY DO
When you should be getting ready but instead ……..
BUT THEN AGAIN PEOPLE ALREADY EXPECT THAT YOU’LL SHOW UP LATE
Your squad doesn’t even get mad anymore, they’ve accepted the fact that you’re going to be late no matter what.
THEY SOMETIMES TRICK YOU INTO MAKING IT ON TIME
Last weekend, your friend told you the movie started at 5:30pm, even though the actual show started at 7:00. You were barely on time.
EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO MAKE IT IN TIME, SOMETHING ALWAYS COMES UP!
It’s not (always) your fault!
YOU’RE FOREVER POWER WALKING TO PLACES BECAUSE YOU’RE TIGHT ON TIME
You’re constantly showing up to places sweaty and breathing heavily.
“EARLY IS ON TIME AND ON TIME IS LATE” PHILOSOPHY BLOWS RIGHT PAST YOU
It just…doesn’t make sense.
YOU CONSTANTLY FIND YOURSELF LEAVING THE HOUSE WITH WET HAIR
If only your friend could have pushed picking you up for another 15 minutes. The wet dog look is in right?
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL READY AND THEN THERE’S YOU
Inner thoughts: How do they manage to get ready in 15 minutes, I can’t even wing my liner right in 15 minutes?!
YOU REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE’S SO MAD AT YOU
Okay, okay. The restaurant gave your table away because the whole party wasn’t there. but sitting at the bar is more fun anyway! Right? …Right?
YOUR MOST COMMONLY USED WORD IS “ALMOST”
You’re ALWAYS “almost there”.
BUT NO MATTER HOW LATE YOU GET, THIS IS HOW YOU TRULY FEEL
In the great words of Queen Clarisse, “A Queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.” Life motto.
Are you the late one of the squad, if not share this with your time-handicapped vina!!
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