Are you that friend? You know, the one who can find anyone on Facebook, even if they’re unlisted? Do you know how to find someone’s Instagram handle without even using Google? Do you know someone’s pet’s name without even ever meeting them IRL?
Its not creepy, it’s necessary. Your friends come to you because you always have the 411 on their Tinder dates before they meet up, you make sure their own social media is employer-proof, and you won’t tell anyone about that rare pic of them from college doing a keg stand.
Here are some other signs that you’re totally the social media sleuth of your squad:
YOU’RE KILLING IT ON ALMOST ALL SOCIAL PLATFORMS
YOU LOW-KEY RECOGNIZE PEOPLE IN PUBLIC THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA
YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOU MOONLIGHT AS A HACKER
THIS IS HOW YOU REACT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS SEND YOU WEEK-OLD MEMES
YOU IMMEDIATELY LOOK UP YOUR FRIEND’S NEW BAE TO DIG UP DIRT
YOU’RE ALSO 100% SURE YOUR BFF’S NEW BAE IS SHADY AFTER SLEUTHING
YOU’VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME INTERNET CRUSHING
DEEP STALKING MODE: YOU NOW KNOW YOUR CRUSH’S AUNT’S NEPHEW’S SISTER-IN-LAW
YOU’VE BEEN TOLD YOU’D BE A GOOD P.I
Keep doing what you’re doing you beautiful social media sleuth.💜
Don’t have anyone to stalk? Find a new friend to dig up some (harmless) dirt on!