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WHAT YOUR GRAPHIC TEE SAYS ABOUT YOU

Graphic tees, they're everywhere. Check out what yours says about you

There was a time when graphic T-shirts could only be found on the racks of Hot Topic (Rawr means ‘I love you’ in dinosaur, anyone?). Now it’s hard to come by a T-shirt without some quirky quote emblazoned across the chest. Little did you know, people can tell a whole lot about you based on the saying you’re sporting. Here’s what your tee says about you:

NAMAST’AY IN BED

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via zulily.com

You wear this shirt to let everyone know that even though your next two weeks are scheduled down to the minute and you wake up every morning at 5 a.m. to do hot yoga, you’re still, like, mega chill. You watch Netflix on the weekends, even though it’s strictly from the hours of 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., and you even do an occasional face mask. You’d also never be caught dead wearing this shirt unless you were actually in bed.

NAP QUEEN

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via fatherandsontshirt.com

You, unlike “Namast’ay in Bed” sis, actually do lie around all day. You have a big dog, can down a whole six pack, and love sports. No, seriously, you love them. And if you got to pick- you’d wear sweatpants and a ponytail for the rest of your life. What?! You can’t help it that you’re just so easygoing!

QUINOA AND KALE

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via polyvore.com

You might not be vegan or even vegetarian, but last week, your mom did email you a recipe for a quinoa salad that sounded kinda good. You also have an air plant in your apartment that you’ve kept alive for two whole weeks (though you did kill the other two). You like wearing this shirt with your socks and Birkenstocks.

NOTORIOUS R.B.G.

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via etsy.com

You are super #woke. You told a guy off for mansplaining on Twitter the other day, and you posted a picture of you and your BFF on Instagram for International Women’s Day. You love sharing Mic videos on Facebook and telling off Uncle Phil at every family holiday party. Politics are your passion, and you don’t care who knows!

THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE CHANEL

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via fatherandsontshirt.com

At one point during your childhood, you told everyone you were going to be a fashion designer. You’ve never owned a Chanel item in your life, and honestly, you’re not even sure if it’s still trendy. But you feel like it’s important to note that one time your Aunt Gina did get you this kinda sketchy knockoff Chanel clutch for your high school graduation but you wouldn’t be caught dead carrying it! It’s a fake for God’s sake!

I HAVE MIXED DRINKS ABOUT FEELINGS

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via sarcasticme.com

You’ve never DD’d a day in your life, but it’s fine because that party girl persona is totally your thing. You have a drunk alter ego whose name is just a slight variation of yours, and she totally loves to dance and compliment other girls on their makeup in the bathroom. Plus, if it weren’t for you, who would the mom of your friend group take care of when you’re out?!

NOT MY PROBLEM

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via skreened.com

Your crush may have left you on read at 9:13 p.m. last night, but you’re, like, totally fine with it because you’re sassy and independent and who gives a sh*t about them?! Wait, they just texted you back. Thank God!

What do you think your graphic tee gives away about you? Let us know in the comments!

(Featured image via Urban Outfitters)

 

Californian stuck in the Midwest for undergrad. Editorial Intern for VINA. Hiker. Writer. Eater. Nothing beats a well-made sandwich or a well-crafted sentence. You can reach me at annamarie.higley@gmail.com.

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