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GROSS STUFF YOU ONLY DO WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND

We’ve all heard the saying, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” And, yeah, maybe we don’t take it that far, but we all do some pretty weird sh*t with our bestie because they’re just that, our bestie. And if we’re not going to do it with them then who else? Here’s a list of all the totally wack stuff you (most likely) do with your vinas:

POP EACH OTHER’S ZITS

If you recoiled at this, then I hate to break it to you, but you’re in the minority. Sometimes you’ve got a pimple on the hard-to-reach part of your back, and you need your right hand’s extra set of hands. No shame.giphy (1).gif

SEND EACH OTHER PICS FROM THE BATHROOM

What’s better than an ugly Snapchat of your vina? An ugly Snapchat of your vina on the toilet. Nothing like laughing at your Number 1 while she goes Number 1. Don’t forget to screenshot!

200-6SHARE…EVERYTHING

You’re lying if you say you haven’t reached into your roomie’s drawer for a pair of undies after you skipped laundry day one too many times. From secrets to G-strings, besties share everything.

200-8“CHECK” EACH OTHER

Does your breath smell? Your bestie will check. Is there blood on your pants? Your bestie will check. Does your hair look greasy at the crown? Your bestie will check. Do you have food in your teeth? Your bestie will check. You get the picture.

200-7PERFORM BODILY FUNCTIONS TOGETHER

Whether you’re drunkenly stuffed in a stall peeing together or vying for the title of loudest burper after chugging a soda, you really have no qualms when it comes to your bestie. Friends who fart together stay together. Isn’t that what they say?

Think we missed a few? Let us know what gross stuff you and your gals do.

 (Featured image via weheartit.com)

Californian stuck in the Midwest for undergrad. Editorial Intern for VINA. Hiker. Writer. Eater. Nothing beats a well-made sandwich or a well-crafted sentence. You can reach me at annamarie.higley@gmail.com.

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