Okay Corinne, I tried sticking up for you last week. I firmly believe in standing by assertive and sexual women since they’re often demonized, but at this point your assertiveness and sexuality aren’t even the issues. Who sleeps through the rose ceremony? Or snoozes at a cocktail party? Or a pool party? (Okay, maybe people sleep at pool parties. But it’s usually while sun bathing, not curled up in their bed.) Also, can we keep the whipped cream in the fantasy suite please?
I am honestly just confused by her behavior and TBH, Nick just doesn’t seem that into it. Can we all agree she’s only still here because the producers are lookin’ for some “crazy”?
THE BACKSTREET BOYS WERE ON THE BACHELOR. AND THEY PERFORMED ACAPELLA. AND ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO HUG THEM. AND THEN SOME OF THE GIRLS GOT TO PERFORM WITH THEM. AND THEN DANIELLE GOT TO AWKWARDLY SLOW DANCE WITH NICK WHILE THE BACKSTREET BOYS SERENADED THEM IN FRONT OF LIKE, 500 PEOPLE. Okay, I’m done yelling at you now.
Forget The Backstreet Boys for a minute. Nick and Vanessa were basically astronauts on their one-on-one and I’m sooooo jealous. We can forgive Vanessa for spewing chunks because we probably would have too. And their dinner date made up for it anyway by being the sweetest one yet. I don’t know about you, but I like a man who can shed a tear on the first date. Eliminating macho stereotypes one on-screen sob at a time!!
Shark Girl, Dolphin Girl, “Alexis”… Whatever you want to call her, she is still the biggest question mark for me this season. I’m starting to think she’s the dark horse that’s going to end up accepting the final rose. I’m also starting to think she’s sort of iconic. Saying, “Move, bitches,” at the rose ceremony will go down in infamy.
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